like im a loser but im cooler and sexier than all of you
people on this site are out here making headcanons about the founding fathers’ sexualities and writing essay-length callout posts over shipping drama. me??? i’m just a dumbass who minds my own business and i honestly think that’s very sexy of me
some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag
You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post